Teasing Funny SMS Messages

Do you want to trick your friends? Send these rude, funny, insulting and teasing SMS Text Messages and have fun!

Funny SMS Teaser
I am a dog,
U r a flower,
So let me walk over u,
and giv u a shower!.

Hilarious SMS Insult
Scanning ur brain,
10%,
20%,
50%,
100%,
Scan complete,
Ur brain is made up of 2 parts:
LEFT and RIGHT,
The LEFT part has nothing RIGHT,
and,
The RIGHT part has nothing LEFT.

Crazy SMS Teaser
Hello everyone,
Look look look,
How amazing!,
Its no magic,
Its no trick,
Just see how nicely,
a monkey is reading SMS.

Another Funny SMS
U r 100% lucky,
U r 100% nice,
U r 100% beautiful,
U r 100% sweet,
U r 100% Stupid,
2 beleive these lies
Rude SMS
Hello this is ur mobile phone,
There is no particular problem,
Just wanted to say,,
"get me out of ur pocket"
it stinks like hell!!!

Rude SMS Joke
Beauty is not hw u look,
Its not hw handsome u r,
Its not ur figur 2,
Beauty is d inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.

Insulting SMS Joke
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
u should kno wat u r,
And once u ko wat u r,
Mental Hospital is not so far.

Man Woman Joke SMS
God made man and then rested.,
God made women and then no one rested.

Funny Text Message
Next generation,
Neither will we marry ,
nor will we let our children marry.

Funny Txt Msg
Great ppl talk abt ideas,
Avrg ppl talk abt things,
Stupid ppl talk abt others,
Legends never talk; they send SMS.

Rude SMS Message
I sw u on d road 2day,
U were looking so cute,
ur walk so graceful,
My heart started singing:
Who let The Dog Out!.

Comedy SMS Message
When is it actually unluck to see a black cat?,
When you are a mouse.

SMS Insult Message
Look at d world around u,
U will c God's creativity.
Look at the sky,
u will c God's imagination.
Look at d mirror,
U will c God's sense of humor.

Friendship Joke SMS
May our friendhsip turn into silver,
Silver into Gold, gold into diamonds,
And may our diamonds be forever,
Then we will sell fifty-fifty? Ok?.

MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY
I KICKED LION'S FACE,





PULLED TIGERS TAIL,





BROKE CHEETAS LEG,




THREW ELEPHANT,





INSPITE OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS!!!!

THE TOY SHOP OWNER KICKED ME OUT.........





Rude SMS
A rose is alwz a rose whether its in a golden pot or in d clay pot,
Same way u r alwz my friend whether ur frm african forest r frm local zoo!!
Teaser
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Delete only
"C" "X" &"Z"and read it ...Itz very funny'......

Rude SMS
Three lights
save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My sweet friend
100% tube light..
GOOD night:) sweet dreams:-).sleep well
Funny Teaser Message
Whenever u feel like studying.,
prefer a peaceful room.,
Just sit down.,
Relax.


Take a Deep Breath, SLAP urself and say rascal.Whats this new HABIT...
;-(B-):-)
ABCD Rude SMS
ABCDEFGHIJ
A=Ur'Atractive.
B=Ur'Brillant.
C=Ur'Courageous
D=Ur'Daring
E=Ur'Exellent.
F=Ur'Funny.
G=Ur'Great.
H,I,J=
Hello, I am, Joking........gud evng
Love Calculator SMS
Calculate ur LOVE percentage

Type LOVE [ur name] [ur lover's name]
send to:
ur father's mobile number.
he wil tel ur future. Try it. It's interesting!
Teasing SMS
I saw U on ROAD 2day.
U wer looking SO FINE,
Ur face so DIVINE,
Ur walk SO PERFECT,
my HEART stared singing:
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT", who who who